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Introduction

Kiss the Mortog is a game of luck and chance situated in Meridell. You could win big, but you could also lose just as much. It costs 50 neopoints to play, and you can win up to two million neopoints! (Don't bet on getting that, though.) The game is also well-known for its avatar.

Controls & Instructions

The object of the game is to guess which Mortog is the "magical" one. This is all up to chance; there is no way to distinguish one Mortog from another. To select a Mortog, all you have to do is click it with your mouse. Every time you click the correct Mortog, you have the choice of either collecting your winnings or continuing onto the next round. Selecting an incorrect Mortog yields no neopoints, and you lose all of your winnings for that game. The first round has two Mortogs to choose from; the second, three; the third, four, and so on.

Here are the possible winnings (in neopoints) you can get, along with the chances of guessing the correct Mortog in that round (rounded to the nearest percent). Note that you only get the avatar the first time you collect your winnings of 5900 neopoints or more. NOTE: It has been reported that if your score is high enough to be reviewed by TNT, you don't receive the avatar even if the score is accepted, despite it saying otherwise in the confirmation neomail. (Thank you to Lucy for this information.)

Round Chances Winnings
1 50% 100
2 33% 300
3 25% 1,150
4 20% 5,900 + avatar
5 17% 35,000 + avatar
6 14% 250,000 + avatar
7 13% 2,000,000 + avatar

Tips & Strategies

If you keep losing on the first round, try always selecting the same Mortog since the chances of the correct one always being on the opposite side are slim. You'll get it eventually!

It's nearly impossible to get the "jackpot" of 2 million neopoints. Would you still try to get the jackpot once I've told you that the chances of winning it is 1 in 40,320? Probably not. Even if you did get the jackpot on your 40,320th try, it still would cost you 2,016,000 neopoints, ending in a net loss of 16,000 neopoints.

Probably the best strategy for this game is to keep playing it and collecting your winnings every time you get to 300 neopoints, but it's also good to go for 1150 neopoints and above if you're feeling lucky.

What the Mortog turns into depends on your active neopet's gender. If your active is male, it becomes a princess. If your active is female, it becomes a prince. This is shown below:

Conclusion

Kiss the Mortog can be very unnerving, but it can still yield decent amounts of neopoints. Chances are, though, that you'll end up losing more than what you win, so it's probably best to only play this game for the avatar - or if you have neopoints to burn.

This Neopets help article was written for The Daily Neopets by staff member Grant.
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